So I'm reading Ellen Degeneres' blog today at work and came across this little entry that cracked me up. 
Man, I love Ellen.

"Phone Messages"
Can we all agree to leave quick, clear, phone messages? All I need is your name and your phone number …but not too quick. Have you ever gotten the annoying, “Hi, it’s me. Give me a call.” Who is “me”? You didn’t ( Read more... )